Jason Mewes as Claude Speed - Claude's Cameo Appearances in GTA San Andreas (GTA 3 Alternate Universe Final Part!)

These mission scripts will only feature the cutscenes where Claude Speed has any lines. Jason Mewes reprises his role as Claude in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, which is set nine years before the events of Grand Theft Auto III, and Claude appears in the missions Wu Zi Mu and Farewell, My Love..., both of which are missions that take place in the "countryside" chapter of GTA San Andreas. Later in the game, after the mission Deconstruction is completed, Claude calls Carl and they have a conversation before being cut off by Catalina.

Wu Zi Mu

Carl Johnson is at the meeting spot south of Montgomery, waiting for Cesar Vialpando to arrive.

CJ: Man, where is this guy?

Claude Speed, sitting on the hood of a dark silver ZR-350, observes.

Claude: Who ya looking for, dude?

CJ: This guy I'm supposed to see, an Azteca from Los Santos. Wonderin' what's takin' him so long?

Moments later, Cesar arrives.

CJ: Hey, I've been waiting forever, man. Where the hell you been?

Cesar: Sorry, holmes, I had no idea when the race would be.

CJ: Riiight - you just happened to show up five minutes after everybody else, huh?

Cesar: When the gasoline runs through your veins like the burning passion, you know when it's time to race!

Claude: Yeah, bro, then you just throttle it! Let those demons outta your soul!

CJ: I think you're getting high on that country air, man! (Claude laughs)

Cesar: Hey, CJ, look...

Wu Zi Mu approaches CJ and Cesar with a bodyguard and two women.

Woozie: You haven't been to one of our meets before, where you from, friend?

CJ: I'm from Grove Street Families, Los Santos. What's happening?

Woozie: Relax. This isn't a parade, pal. But, you know, we gotta be careful. Wu Zi Mu, but my friends call me "Woozie". How you doing?

CJ: Wha...? CJ, Carl Johnson.

Woozie: Listen, out here we like to race for cash or pink slips - racer's choice. Get your car started, we're about to go. Good luck, Carl Johnson.

Woozie walks off.

Cesar: There's something real strange about that dude, man. Be careful, CJ!

CJ: For sure, man.

Claude: Well, what ya say? Vroom vroom! See you at the starting point, man!

CJ, Cesar, Claude and one other racer then begin to race in the countryside, which CJ eventually wins.

Farewell, My Love...

At the Panopticon, Claude Speed is seen fixing up his ZR-350. His girlfriend, Catalina Vialpando, arrives in a Sadler, grabs a crowbar and kisses him on the cheek, before turning her sights on Carl Johnson and his car, another ZR-350.

CJ: Damn, man, now what?

Catalina: PIG!

CJ: What? What'd I do now?

Catalina: Oh, so this is where you been, eh? This is how you repay my tenderness! You prefer the curves of some car to those of a real woman?

CJ: Look, Catalina, you called it off, remember, 'just business'.

Catalina: What kind of a man are you? When I say 'just business', I mean that I love you!

Catalina hits CJ's car with her crowbar.

CJ: What the fuck?!

Catalina: When I say I no interested no more, I mean that I long for you!

Catalina hits CJ's car again.

Catalina: And when I say that I missed you..!

CJ: Wait, Catalina, wait! Leave my car alone, I did this for us, for me and you!

Catalina: It's too late. I don't love you no more. I love another, OK?

CJ: What? Then what the fuck was this about?

Claude: Hey babe, come here!

Catalina: I cannot keep my passions holed up, they need a release. That was a good release, like hitting a man with a frying pan while he sleeps. This, Carl, this is my new man. Are you jealous? Are you going to fight for me?

CJ: No, no, I can take rejection.

Claude: Come on, time to race! First I will floor the engine, then I'll floor her in bed!

Catalina: You are jealous and a coward! Now let's race!

CJ: Crazy bitch. I don't think that guy knows who he's dealing with.

CJ, Claude, Catalina and two other racers race through the countryside in Red County, going through Blueberry and Blueberry Acres, before finishing the race near Montgomery. While Claude checks his car, Catalina goes to yell at Carl once more.

Catalina: You had the unfair advantage!

CJ: Being a better driver ain't no unfair advantage.

Catalina: You think you're clever, but it is you who is missing the point! Not only was he racing, but he was satisfying me, fully! What are you gonna say about that?

CJ: The advantage of a stick shift, I guess. Yeah, whatever, anyway, man, what is it, cash or pink slip?

Catalina hands CJ a piece of paper.

Catalina: There you go! Goodbye, Mr. Johnson, I will not be missing you!

CJ: Hey, wait a minute, bitch! What is this shit?!

Catalina: The deed to a garage in San Fierro. My lover needs his car.

Claude: So we can go to Liberty City. Sorry, man - I have a thing for chicks like her.

CJ: Liberty City? Yeah, whatever, have a good time.

Catalina: I will.

CJ: Fine.

Catalina: OK.

CJ: Go, I ain't gonna miss you.

Catalina: Goodbye!

Claude and Catalina leave. Mission passed.

In the mission "Wear Flowers in Your Hair," CJ completely disses Catalina for giving him the deed to the run-down garage in Doherty and does not mention Claude Speed at all.

CJ: I don't fuckin' believe it! That stuck-up bitch gave me this shithole instead of a pink slip?! I must be the biggest fucking idiot in the whole fucking world!

Cesar: Holmes, take it easy. At least we're alive.

The Truth: Carl, friend, fellow traveller, relax, man. You're really killing my fucking vibe here.

CJ: Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man, but I can't wait to get my hands on your bitch-ass cousin.

Cesar: My cousin? You're gonna 'dis my familia?

CJ: My bad, man. I'm just pissed for all of us, I mean, look; we in a strange place, we got shit to our name, and for once I try to make somethin' work; this garage, and it ain't even a garage!

Kendl: Then make it into a garage!

CJ: Oh! That's a great idea, sis. Why don't you shut up?!

Kendl: You know what, Carl?! You're a fucking idiot! Your whole life you've wanted somethin' for nothing. Now you've got something and you don't know what to do with it! We'll make it good enough, we'll help right?

Cesar: We got your back CJ.

Kendl: Come on, stop trippin' man. Both of you.

The Truth: Whoa! Man, the energy here, it's fantastic. Ohm...

After the mission "Deconstruction" is completed, Claude calls CJ and this conversation occurs.

CJ: Who's this?

Claude: Sorry, man. I'm that one guy you raced with and ended up with Catalina. She's not here right now, so between you and me, she forced herself upon me. I know you never really cared for her and honestly I don't blame ya.

CJ: Yeah, she was hell on earth man. You better be careful with that crazy bitch, I hope she's happy she ripped me off big time.

Claude: She made me sell that garage too! I was just getting ready to repair it! First chance I get to bail outta this, I'll head back to San Fierro and see if we can start workin' with each other.

CJ: Thanks man. I appreciate getting to talk this over with you - (loud knock on door and door opening and slammed shut immediately afterwards by Catalina Vialpando)

Catalina: Who the fuck - give me that phone Claude! You Carl Johnson, are a jealous idiota and a PIG! Stay away from my lover!

CJ: Whatever, bitch.

CJ hangs up.

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