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Jason Mewes as Claude Speed - Claude's Cameo Appearances in GTA San Andreas (GTA 3 Alternate Universe Final Part!)

These mission scripts will only feature the cutscenes where Claude Speed has any lines. Jason Mewes reprises his role as Claude in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, which is set nine years before the events of Grand Theft Auto III, and Claude appears in the missions Wu Zi Mu and Farewell, My Love... , both of which are missions that take place in the "countryside" chapter of GTA San Andreas. Later in the game, after the mission Deconstruction  is completed, Claude calls Carl and they have a conversation before being cut off by Catalina. Wu Zi Mu Carl Johnson is at the meeting spot south of Montgomery, waiting for Cesar Vialpando to arrive. CJ: Man, where is this guy? Claude Speed, sitting on the hood of a dark silver ZR-350, observes. Claude: Who ya looking for, dude? CJ: This guy I'm supposed to see, an Azteca from Los Santos. Wonderin' what's takin' him so long? Moments later, Cesar arrives. CJ: Hey, I've been waiting forever, man. Where the hell you been? C...

GTA 3 Alternate Universe Script Part IV (Claude Speed's Gameplay Dialogue/Quotes) - Claude Speed (voiced by Jason Mewes)

Collisions with other vehicles (0-2 stars) Where'd you get your driver's license - a bag of Cracker Jacks?! Hey, I just got this car! Are you blind? You'd better get your eyes checked! You didn't see me? How?! I can't help the roads around here are piss poorly designed! I can't drive fifty-five either! I don't believe in speed limits! I have places to go, move it! You'd better re-take the driver's exam! Is it so polluted here that you can't see? I believe you hit me! Why don't I sue you?! They let fools like you drive here?! Collisions with other vehicles (3-6 stars) Quit that! NOW! I hope that really hurt you! Out of my way RIGHT NOW! Do not impede me further! Don't annoy me again! Cut it out! Did you bribe the authorities for your license?! I don't have time for this crap! Not the car - shit! You need serious help! Running over NPCs (driving) What - I thought this was asphalt! What - I thought this was the road! Couldn't you hav...

GTA 3 Alternate Universe Script Part III (Grand Theft Aero - The Exchange) - Claude Speed (voiced by Jason Mewes)

Grand Theft Aero Claude goes to the rooftop of the Love Media Building in Bedford Point, where Donald Love informs him of the packages that he collected in the previous mission. Donald: Thank you for retrieving those packages, Claude. They were only a decoy, though. Sorry about that, but that's sometimes the way of business. Claude: I understand, sometimes you need to create a diversion in order to fool the authorities. Donald: Indeed, my real objective was hidden on the plane all along. Unfortunately, now the port authorities have seized the plane and they were stripping it down until I intervened at great personal expense. Claude: Good thing the lift bridge to Shoreside Vale just opened. Donald: Cross that bridge and head over to Francis International Airport, I've paid off the officials. My property will be waiting for you at the customs hangar in the aircraft's fuselage. Claude leaves the Love Media Building. Claude: I've got a bad feeling the Colombians are on to t...

GTA 3 Alternate Universe Script Part II (Sayonara Salvatore - A Drop In The Ocean) - Claude Speed (voiced by Jason Mewes)

Sayonara Salvatore Claude heads over to Asuka's condo in Newport, and finds Asuka relaxing near her swimming pool. Claude: Hello, Asuka? Asuka: Well, if it isn't my newly found potential. We have certain issues to clear up before we can continue any form of relationship, business or otherwise. Claude: Let's lay our cards on the table then. Asuka: I am Yakuza and I know you have been working for Salvatore Leone's organization. Claude: I don't think I'll be working for him anymore after his little stunt. Besides, the Yakuza sounds a lot more respectable and honorable. Asuka: Exactly, what we Yakuza are all about is honor. And it makes me glad to hear you won't be his errand boy. I think that's the most you could ever have expected to be from chaps such as them, and we'll give you much more interesting work in our organization. But first you must prove you are just as much action as you are the charming words you just spoke. Claude: Well, it's time ...

GTA 3 Alternate Universe Concept Script Part I (Introduction/Give Me Liberty - Last Requests) - Claude Speed (voiced by Jason Mewes)

Introduction (Bank Robbery Cutscenes) Miguel drives a Banshee up to the Bank of Liberty. Catalina and the un-named assistant flee the bank from the back door with the looted cash. Claude walks out with a shotgun and shoots the security camera.  Claude: Camera's out, let's go! The assistant and Claude flee the bank, however, Catalina shoots the assistant dead and then turns her two pistols at Claude, betraying him. Claude: Hey, what the - ? Catalina: Sorry, babe. Y'see, I'm an ambitious girl, and you,... Catalina shoots Claude in the neck and leaves him tumbling to the ground for dead. Catalina: ...you're just small time. Claude breathes heavily in tears. He survives the gunshot, but is arrested soon after and taken into custody. A Liberty Tree newspaper is shown reporting on Claude Speed's arrest and sentencing. Introduction (Custody and Escape Cutscenes) Inside the police convoy truck we find an angry Claude Speed sitting alongside 8-Ball and an old un-named or...